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Mom! You’re on the internet!

Mom! You're on the internet!
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
Started going to the gym when I was like 14
Started going to the gym when I was like 14
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
Thomas Edison gets it.
Thomas Edison gets it.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Making a difference in the world
Making a difference in the world
Talking with waitresses.
Talking with waitresses.
Rule 395
Rule 395
What should I put on my birthday cake?
What should I put on my birthday cake?
Art makes me sick.
Art makes me sick.
Words.
Words.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Throwing a rager at my place.
Throwing a rager at my place.
Just when I thought this was going away, someone takes it to a new level.
Just when I thought this was going away, someone takes it to a new level.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
No+shame.
No shame.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…