12 orders of karma, please.

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

you’ve got time

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

reason #1 is pretty obvious

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

this description is way too accurate

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

robot vacuum issues

beefy

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

all is not well in waffleville

turtle burglar

let’s break bread together

dolphinsarecool!3