The most evil thing in the world to do to your roommate.

The most evil thing in the world to do to your roommate.

so the interview went well, then?

so the interview went well, then?

how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?

how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?

When can i leave?

When can i leave?

don’t ask for red wine

don’t ask for red wine

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

i’ll have the spicy tunashamed roll, please

Why can’t the doctor just come to me?

Why can’t the doctor just come to me?

when the dishes need to get done

when the dishes need to get done

this behavior would be normal at 3 am

this behavior would be normal at 3 am

Really, really

choose wisely

sunnyside up

Marriage is war

Marriage is war

*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*

*Grabs red ranger mask from closet*

finishing high school > saving the world

finishing high school > saving the world

don’t leave steve hanging

don’t leave steve hanging