Summmmmerrrr!

purr-fect

mephisto signing off off of zoom

never letting go

sea urchins love hats

there’s no way a home made this soup

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

ode de febreeze

it has stories to tell

he had too many balls in the air

i live at the zoo now

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

all my problems can be blamed on astrology