Words.

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

oh no is an understatement

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

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