This is what happens if you ask a Canadian Mountie if he can skateboard.

First Date Ideas

Be strong. Change the channel.

Calm down Satan

But…

Bring back real journalism.

When All Your Friends Watched Infinity War..

The public eye

Curiousity killed the bere

I believer in miracles

A member of the Chinese communist party probably wouldn’t share his gems with you.

Rowdy b o y

Time to re-read the chapter…

My heart belongs to NYC <3

Triple Kill

Assert your dominance