Got my wife something from Tiffany’s. She was not impressed.

Got my wife something from Tiffany's. She was not impressed.

working for the tip

working for the tip

hidden court

this reminds me of that futurama episode

this reminds me of that futurama episode

thicc

guilt was never an option

guilt was never an option

jedi sized plot hole

jedi sized plot hole

the hero isn’t always craving lasagna

the hero isn’t always craving lasagna

are you ready to find out?

are you ready to find out?

every woman and man in your life. Let’s be honest

every woman and man in your life. Let’s be honest

sadly this is true

sadly this is true

But i kinda really do

But i kinda really do

let’s celebrate!

let’s celebrate!

perfect hot chocolate weather

perfect hot chocolate weather

phrasing

sometimes it’s easier just to nap

sometimes it’s easier just to nap