Got my wife something from Tiffany’s. She was not impressed.

Got my wife something from Tiffany's. She was not impressed.

I have earned the Germans’ trust…

I have earned the Germans’ trust…

The world’s smallest firetruck.

The world’s smallest firetruck.

I know that feel, bro.

I know that feel, bro.

Words.

Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll.

Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll.

I hate stairs.

I don’t wanna be a nugget!

I don’t wanna be a nugget!

That awkward moment when…

That awkward moment when…

Programmers.

I must go. My swing needs me.

I must go. My swing needs me.

How to survive a zombie apocalypse.

How to survive a zombie apocalypse.

I don’t know what’s more awkward…

I don’t know what’s more awkward…

To do list.

Words.

I think I might stay home tonight…

I think I might stay home tonight…