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50 shades of blue.

50 shades of blue.
in love with a frog
in love with a frog
vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…
vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…
old me vs new me
old me vs new me
he walked feetily
he walked feetily
can’t hide the truth
can’t hide the truth
my two desires
my two desires
we’re all just very well folded humans
we’re all just very well folded humans
front page news
front page news
send us thine asteroid
send us thine asteroid
everyone deals with stress in their own unique way
everyone deals with stress in their own unique way
tired of water
tired of water
how frankenstein should have ended
how frankenstein should have ended
megasota
megasota
TIL that coconuts self migrate
TIL that coconuts self migrate
rent for one
rent for one
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
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Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!