When I was five years old…

When I was five years old...

this hurts my brain

this hurts my brain

i’m a registered popeye’s voter

i’m a registered popeye’s voter

*buys stock in neopets*

*buys stock in neopets*

i’ll open it later

i’ll open it later

time for negotiating is over

time for negotiating is over

opportunity not missed

opportunity not missed

ill trade my soul to be able to pet him

ill trade my soul to be able to pet him

sit, stay, stay, please just stay

sit, stay, stay, please just stay

let him rest

i never thought about but now i need to know

i never thought about but now i need to know

this person is a real boob

this person is a real boob

put respect on Steven Pruitt’s name

put respect on Steven Pruitt’s name

I wish they would!

I wish they would!

where are the fun and games?

where are the fun and games?

oddly uplifting

oddly uplifting