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What honesty reads like.

What honesty reads like.
this reminds me of that futurama episode
this reminds me of that futurama episode
he’s trying his best!
he’s trying his best!
sadly this is true
sadly this is true
just in case
just in case
perfect hot chocolate weather
perfect hot chocolate weather
guilt was never an option
guilt was never an option
every woman and man in your life. Let’s be honest
every woman and man in your life. Let’s be honest
phrasing
phrasing
sometimes it’s easier just to nap
sometimes it’s easier just to nap
But i kinda really do
But i kinda really do
supporting the next generation means eating the whole box in one sitting
supporting the next generation means eating the whole box in one sitting
thanks i hate it
thanks i hate it
man with a plan
man with a plan
what about my thoughts?
what about my thoughts?
always be prepared before eating soup in bed
always be prepared before eating soup in bed
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
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Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
Get+this+man+a+job.
Get this man a job.
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
Just+a+barn+road+tripping+through+Nebraska.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
Welcome+back%2C+Bud.
Welcome back, Bud.
Freedom+is+relative.
Freedom is relative.