Feeling Lucky?

To all the recent graduates.

To all the recent graduates.
labor crisis solved
labor crisis solved
heeded
heeded
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
the smoke monster always finds me
the smoke monster always finds me
this doesn’t feel very safe
this doesn’t feel very safe
i’d be speeding too
i’d be speeding too
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
omg so often
omg so often
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
we were trained to be complete wrecks
we were trained to be complete wrecks
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
mine
mine
delete that right now!
delete that right now!
Words.
Words.
New+sitcom.
New sitcom.
Words.
Words.
When+laughter+isn%26%238217%3Bt+the+best+medicine.
When laughter isn’t the best medicine.
Join the conversation
Just+saw+a+guy+getting+jumped%26%238230%3B
Just saw a guy getting jumped…
Sad+pug+is+sad.
Sad pug is sad.
Words+of+wisdom.
Words of wisdom.
Note+to+self.
Note to self.
Josh%26%238217%3Bs+karate+training+finally+comes+in+handy.
Josh’s karate training finally comes in handy.
THE+END%21
THE END!
Get+it%3F
Get it?
Cleverbot+tease.
Cleverbot tease.