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To all the recent graduates.

To all the recent graduates.
what is this sorcery
what is this sorcery
i really want a donut now
i really want a donut now
i ride it on the parade route
i ride it on the parade route
a true american patriot
a true american patriot
and now I can’t look to my left
and now I can’t look to my left
brain is broken
brain is broken
per my last shot
per my last shot
who has it worse?
who has it worse?
what a happy surprise!
what a happy surprise!
committing this to memory
committing this to memory
i wonder what its property taxes cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
don’t drink milk and drive
don’t drink milk and drive
she has entered the endgame
she has entered the endgame
there’s always a next time
there’s always a next time
They+can+do+what+now%3F
They can do what now?
I%26%238217%3Bve+decided+to+evolve.
I’ve decided to evolve.
Put+a+mirror+on+the+stairs%2C+scare+everyone%26%238230%3B
Put a mirror on the stairs, scare everyone…
Those+eyes%26%238230%3B
Those eyes…
Join the conversation
100+bits+of+wisdom.
100 bits of wisdom.
The+dangers+of+sleep+deprivation.
The dangers of sleep deprivation.
This+is+my+resume+now%26%238230%3B
This is my resume now…
Saber-toothed+Tiger.
Saber-toothed Tiger.
I+will+erase+you%26%238230%3B
I will erase you…
He+knew%26%238230%3B
He knew…
Parenting+%26%238211%3B+you%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+right.
Parenting – you’re doing it right.
Everything+you+need+to+know+about+the+bow-tie.
Everything you need to know about the bow-tie.