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This is my resume now…

This is my resume now...
Gentleman Rules.
Gentleman Rules.
5lbs.
5lbs.
I suck at picking up girls…
I suck at picking up girls…
A map of my homeland, Procrasti-Nation.
A map of my homeland, Procrasti-Nation.
Just watched The Lion King!
Just watched The Lion King!
I am your Father…
I am your Father…
Edible peppermint candy cane spoons
Edible peppermint candy cane spoons
When my coworker is away, I like to file snacks for him.
When my coworker is away, I like to file snacks for him.
Reading Rainbow – PBS Remix.
Reading Rainbow – PBS Remix.
Kids these days.
Kids these days.
I’m not ashamed of my body.
I’m not ashamed of my body.
Rudolph the Regular Reindeer.
Rudolph the Regular Reindeer.
How I feel in hot tubs.
How I feel in hot tubs.
What time is it? Doom Time!
What time is it? Doom Time!
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…