The best advice I’ve ever received.

The best advice I've ever received.

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Horlp may.

I… I guess thanks?

I… I guess thanks?

The price is savage

The price is savage

A Venezuelan smartass

A Venezuelan smartass

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

No need for parking sensors when you got these

No need for parking sensors when you got these

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Armor equipped!

Armor equipped!

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

You just lost the game.

You just lost the game.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Astronauts playing with their food

Astronauts playing with their food

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

Passive aggressive instructions

Passive aggressive instructions