Andrei talks about his mom.

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person

phrasing matters

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

technically she’s not entirely wrong here

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

is there no end to their destruction?

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?