Pie can’t compete with cake…

Pie can't compete with cake...

if only i knew sooner

if only i knew sooner

aphropizziac

i see someone has adjusted their marketing campaign

i see someone has adjusted their marketing campaign

i spuddle so much time

i spuddle so much time

what? I’m doing what you asked…

what? I’m doing what you asked…

this is what my wikipedia page will look like

this is what my wikipedia page will look like

never really thought of it this way but damn that’s kinda dystopian

never really thought of it this way but damn that’s kinda dystopian

mark my words that one day i’ll convert my brain to words!

mark my words that one day i’ll convert my brain to words!

need this sign in my house

need this sign in my house

“come my dear, ve are ordering pizza”

“come my dear, ve are ordering pizza”

i think kaley’s in the wrong here…let him cook

i think kaley’s in the wrong here…let him cook

instructions unclear, car full with ducks

instructions unclear, car full with ducks

i’d vote for it though

i’d vote for it though

10 Wall-E Memes to Plant in your Head

10 Wall-E Memes to Plant in your Head

…keep talking…

…keep talking…