Who’s man’s best friend?

she was talking to the dog

become ungovernable

ancient multi-tasking

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

how to get kicked out of every local gym

tortoise relocation boom

your lab instructor is a furry

she only has herself to blame

give me your best conversation stoppers

baby gandalf

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

refuse to lose

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

in the real world your dog can call you

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything