Literally.

qr codes will never run out

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

goblins don’t watch netflix

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

the coolest dog at the bar

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

your driving test is all about the cones

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?