Well played.

Well played.

i live at the zoo now

i live at the zoo now

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

he had too many balls in the air

he had too many balls in the air

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

purr-fect

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

mephisto signing off off of zoom

mephisto signing off off of zoom

avoiding people in public is exhausting

avoiding people in public is exhausting

there’s no way a home made this soup

there’s no way a home made this soup

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

the “cool” police

the “cool” police

ode de febreeze

ode de febreeze

never letting go

never letting go

live laugh lobotomy

live laugh lobotomy