Do that impression of my wife one more time...

Science, bitch!

You are missed, good buddy.

This man is a living meme

Things that have never, ever been said

Commenter giving wholesome lawn care advice.

Comparable to heaven.

Prove awesomeness.

Behind the mask.

You are all fired.

Be nice to everyone.

This Changes Everything

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

A cuddly Scottish Cow

Trump supporters today