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As someone who voted for Obama (twice)…

As someone who voted for Obama (twice)...
Free gunlocks for the masses.
Free gunlocks for the masses.
Give yourself credit, regularly.
Give yourself credit, regularly.
Some people are worried about carbon footprints…
Some people are worried about carbon footprints…
#freethenipple
#freethenipple
Cool it, Dalmer.
Cool it, Dalmer.
The TV Repair Man Delivrs.
The TV Repair Man Delivrs.
If children were in charge of the world…
If children were in charge of the world…
You’ve lost my patronage.
You’ve lost my patronage.
Bless the toad man.
Bless the toad man.
Vikings filed horizontal lines in to their teeth; no one person can say why this was done, apparently.
Vikings filed horizontal lines in to their teeth; no one person can say why this was done, apparently.
Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro suggests pooping only every other day to reduce pollution
Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro suggests pooping only every other day to reduce pollution
*stares in to the abyss*
*stares in to the abyss*
This is what we call the long con.
This is what we call the long con.
When ya soul on fiya.
When ya soul on fiya.
Fight the good fight.
Fight the good fight.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Join the conversation
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.