Be safe out there.

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Canadian Snow Syrup

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.

I feel mislead.

My greatest fear

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

#BanChildren

Why would you do that?

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900

Purely Professional

Gotta catch ’em all.

Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.