After working in retail a few years…

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

who is greg and what is he capable of?

CSI: disneyland

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

who wore it better?

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

boba fett is actually pinocchio

am i phobos the moon of mars?

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that