Aladdin vs. Titanic.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

I don’t believe you.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Start clowning around.

I could read here.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Married life.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.