Do want.

Do want.

A little salami should help with the mood.

A little salami should help with the mood.

Goose Chuckingâ„¢

Goose Chuckingâ„¢

The mother he kneaded.

The mother he kneaded.

She’s proud of her sign.

She’s proud of her sign.

Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.

Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.

She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.

She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.

The turtles send their regards.

The turtles send their regards.

Activate ultra sneak…

Activate ultra sneak…

Tom and Gerry did it first.

Tom and Gerry did it first.

Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.

Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.

Dwight you ignorant slut…

Dwight you ignorant slut…

Never trust the Irish

Never trust the Irish

And that’s just the problem with whales…

And that’s just the problem with whales…

Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977

Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977

Let him read…

Let him read…