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Conspiracy Keanu on Horoscopes: They’re Never Wrong

Conspiracy Keanu on Horoscopes: They're Never Wrong
Like, whatever God.
Like, whatever God.
A moral dilemma
A moral dilemma
How to BFF
How to BFF
Don’t stare!
Don’t stare!
Goddammit Jimmy.
Goddammit Jimmy.
Have we learned nothing?!
Have we learned nothing?!
Funny and sad…
Funny and sad…
Listening to a rich friend talk about their awesome vacation
Listening to a rich friend talk about their awesome vacation
Sounds so right…
Sounds so right…
What are those night birds that wizards have?
What are those night birds that wizards have?
Dad, no
Dad, no
I think Cliff might be on to something.
I think Cliff might be on to something.
What does mine kingdom think of me?
What does mine kingdom think of me?
The perfect use for it
The perfect use for it
Rest easy, pup
Rest easy, pup
The+inventor+of+the+TV+remote.
The inventor of the TV remote.
Austerity+survival+guide.
Austerity survival guide.
When+a+cute+person+says+you%26%238217%3Bre+cute.
When a cute person says you’re cute.
How+much+does+a+hipster+weigh%3F
How much does a hipster weigh?
Join the conversation
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+wanna+be+a+nugget%21
I don’t wanna be a nugget!
Mushroom+rehabilitation+clinic.
Mushroom rehabilitation clinic.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+more+awkward%26%238230%3B
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
The+world%26%238217%3Bs+smallest+firetruck.
The world’s smallest firetruck.
You%26%238217%3Bre+getting+dangerously+close+to+my+success+level.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
Just+because.
Just because.
To+do+list.
To do list.
Nicolas+Cage+finally+turns+down+a+roll.
Nicolas Cage finally turns down a roll.