The great conveyor belt of life.

The great conveyor belt of life.

one reason you should never lie on your dating profile

decepticons attack!

decepticons attack!

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

it was his birthday quesadilla

it was his birthday quesadilla

Divorce papers incoming

Divorce papers incoming

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

jeffrey dahmer the people nommer

jeffrey dahmer the people nommer

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

canon vs fandom

canon vs fandom

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

the original viagra

the original viagra

sleep protection

sleep protection

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

i didn’t know this was a real tool – i just thought it was a staind song

i didn’t know this was a real tool – i just thought it was a staind song