The great conveyor belt of life.

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise