Feeling Lucky?

If Frodo kept the ring.

If Frodo kept the ring.
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
cat pranks hooman
cat pranks hooman
they’re both full of shit
they’re both full of shit
they had so much to catch up on!
they had so much to catch up on!
it’s a malaphor
it’s a malaphor
do you even lift, bird?
do you even lift, bird?
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
revenge is a dish best served deconstructed
revenge is a dish best served deconstructed
is there another option?
is there another option?
caught bread-handed
caught bread-handed
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance
exactly how i feel every time
exactly how i feel every time
this kid is asking the right questions
this kid is asking the right questions
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Join the conversation
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.