I always thought…

what an ass

bdsm can stand for a number of things

nothing like a cup of bird in the morning to help wake you up

Dumb food hacks and other delicious memes

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

we’ve all been there praying on the throne that someone walks in so the lights turn back on

spirit airlines – fly cheap and buy your halloween costume at the same time. This is just smart business

one fake ball too many

speaking was a bad choice

they thought they were being wholesome

gel shoes are a fashion trend that really doesn’t need to come back

best i can do is 50 percent of everything

Another oscar heading pixar’s way

my body is just looking out for my best interests