Feeling Lucky?

My relationship status?

My relationship status?
Nicolas Cage can be anyone…
Nicolas Cage can be anyone…
The worlds most typical person.
The worlds most typical person.
Grohlception.
Grohlception.
When my friends want me to go out…
When my friends want me to go out…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
I am a bad dog, and I should feel bad.
I am a bad dog, and I should feel bad.
The most important thing in life is to be yourself…
The most important thing in life is to be yourself…
Vote Geek in 2012.
Vote Geek in 2012.
First photo of Snooki’s new baby.
First photo of Snooki’s new baby.
Mouths are important.
Mouths are important.
Want to meet my new friend?!
Want to meet my new friend?!
…the floor is lava.
…the floor is lava.
Disney?! NO!
Disney?! NO!
The evolution of the bathroom.
The evolution of the bathroom.
Statue%5Btory%5D
Statue[tory]
The+fries+beckon.
The fries beckon.
This+bread+will+be+mine
This bread will be mine
And+how+you+said+you+would+never+drink+again
And how you said you would never drink again
Join the conversation
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+story+for+the+grandchildren
That’s a story for the grandchildren
Everything%26%238217%3Bs+a+sequel+these+days
Everything’s a sequel these days
Explaining+Jail+To+A+5+Year+Old
Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old
Woody%2C+you+got+the+time%3F
Woody, you got the time?
I+%3C3+Daylight
I <3 Daylight
If+you+ping+it%2C+they+will+pong.
If you ping it, they will pong.
Smartest+person+in+philosophy+class+cringe.
Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.
Goodnight%2C+then.
Goodnight, then.