He won’t know what hit him.

He won't know what hit him.

Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse

Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse

a billion dollar idea

a billion dollar idea

Grandma with the truth bomb

Grandma with the truth bomb

left swipe

taco bell gets me

taco bell gets me

did we just become best friends?

did we just become best friends?

JUST DOING MY JOB

JUST DOING MY JOB

never give up on your dreams

never give up on your dreams

ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR

ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR

Wait, it’s only Wednesday?

Wait, it’s only Wednesday?

cats know good music when they hear it

cats know good music when they hear it

THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW

THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW

Was the present the mat?

Was the present the mat?

Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive

Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive

good question