Super cat!

did he do it?

classic carrie bradshaw

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

wasted gems

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

And you give that subtle approving head nod

send dudes, not nudes

that’s a loaded question

what every kid wants for christmas

the math adds up

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

time to cry!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious