Feeling Lucky?

How much time to I have left?

How much time to I have left?
Witness Me
Witness Me
Oh Dave Chappelle
Oh Dave Chappelle
Teaching a stranger how to tie a tie on the subway
Teaching a stranger how to tie a tie on the subway
March in Venezuela.
March in Venezuela.
You think I’m a cat, don’t you?
You think I’m a cat, don’t you?
I’m literally crying into my latte.
I’m literally crying into my latte.
Hover plant made with a steel beer can, cigar box, and a magnet
Hover plant made with a steel beer can, cigar box, and a magnet
My dogs’ reaction every single time I leave home without them
My dogs’ reaction every single time I leave home without them
The reality is, people are going to offend you.
The reality is, people are going to offend you.
Drunk dial your legislator!
Drunk dial your legislator!
When you suddenly realize you are not a Siberian husky.
When you suddenly realize you are not a Siberian husky.
Taking May 4th To The Next Level
Taking May 4th To The Next Level
At least cats are consistent.
At least cats are consistent.
Follow the money
Follow the money
Minecraft kitty?
Minecraft kitty?
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Classy.
Classy.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.