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This is a Velociraptor-free workplace.

This is a Velociraptor-free workplace.
know what cat owners are like, i have no doubt that this really happened
know what cat owners are like, i have no doubt that this really happened
just a quick fling. nothing serious
just a quick fling. nothing serious
weapon of choice – pickle
weapon of choice – pickle
the slowest minute
the slowest minute
nothing is okay
nothing is okay
looks like the lasagna finally fought back
looks like the lasagna finally fought back
i am groot
i am groot
you’ve been warned
you’ve been warned
there’s no escaping ragnaroth
there’s no escaping ragnaroth
he took the game literally
he took the game literally
oh god is that really what i sound like?
oh god is that really what i sound like?
roomba butler
roomba butler
the perfect break up text response
the perfect break up text response
you have a dirty mind if…
you have a dirty mind if…
he won’t even help pay rent
he won’t even help pay rent
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Classy.
Classy.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement: