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How I deal with breakups.

How I deal with breakups.
Let the lost children sleep.
Let the lost children sleep.
Feeling stabby…
Feeling stabby…
She’s been preparing her whole life for that emoji keyboard 🥲
She’s been preparing her whole life for that emoji keyboard 🥲
Baby turts flopping their way to freedom.
Baby turts flopping their way to freedom.
Two fingers of sopa, please.
Two fingers of sopa, please.
Do you provide a pillow?
Do you provide a pillow?
Hang in there
Hang in there
Pure Search Engine…
Pure Search Engine…
Wouldn’t bother me, on a personal level.
Wouldn’t bother me, on a personal level.
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Scrcrcrcrcrc
Maybe it’s moobaline.
Maybe it’s moobaline.
The very definition of Redneck News You Can Use
The very definition of Redneck News You Can Use
Back to class after the pandemic
Back to class after the pandemic
Doctor Quickmaths
Doctor Quickmaths
A latter day wordsmith.
A latter day wordsmith.
this+kid+is+asking+the+right+questions
this kid is asking the right questions
do+you+even+lift%2C+bird%3F
do you even lift, bird?
Out+of+the+ground+they+rose.+What+was+your+dumbest+belief%3F
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+tall+enough+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+need+a+step+stool
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
did+he+super+size+it%3F
did he super size it?
revenge+is+a+dish+best+served+deconstructed
revenge is a dish best served deconstructed
he+knows+he%26%238217%3Bs+a+legend
he knows he’s a legend
exactly+how+i+feel+every+time
exactly how i feel every time
no+punishment+should+be+this+cruel
no punishment should be this cruel
Darth+Vader+is+such+a+sentimental+sap%21
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
this+is+adorable
this is adorable