I’ve never met a lesbian!

they shouldn’t have been offering refunds in the first place

All the spirit halloween costumes that should exist but sadly don’t

the knife doubles as a bookmark

how strong is your arm?

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be more inclusive

you know the mattress is good when you sleep so well you almost die

Tom Brady and Giselle have filed for divorce, but at least we’ll always have the memes

when your cat finally becomes a higher life form

the prepared statement backfired

Meatacular mcrib memes as mcdonald’s sends the season icon on its farewell tour

advanced recycling

zumiez

we all need a nap hole

it’s a palm tree