Re-watching this recently, still so good.

it was just a misunderstanding

hippotato

forever 31

adding to my vernacular

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

good luck, punks

and the answer is?

comrade cat

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

there were no witnesses

don’t even think about it, garfield

ancient simpsons