You dare to wake me from my slumber…

the law of giants

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the makers of oreos have no chill

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

say aloe to my little friend

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

was joining the US military the original squid game?

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

planking isn’t for everybody

another delicious hummuscide