Flat tire in Alaska

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

his name was close enough

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

How could someone be so cruel

fine, i’ll do it myself!

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

houses have layers like onions

you should have just bought snacks!

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way