Why I prefer cats to humans.

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

work day lunch break hack