You had one job...

Won't somebody please think of the chicken?

This is how I use the internet.

The faces you remember, and the ones that you don't

Oh, you don't want these eggs?

Thank you for not smoking.

It's So Hard To Be A Cat

Laundry 101

Shopping for an apartment in a big city

I'm your smallest fan.

Well hello there!

:()

An ancient guide to girding your loins.

My little brother just told me this...

The last Skittle...

I have a feeling you are missing the bigger picture