You had one job…

when kirby turns heel we’re all getting swallowed alive

do it for the bragging rights

this is only mildly concerning

do you want ants to take over the world?

Disney turned down a Margot Robbie led Pirates of the Caribbean and the internet has theories

dads always ask the most important questions

and they said a college degree in english was useless

just enjoy the view, my man

not frankenstein, the monster, and he would have so many skin problems…

should not have made that drunk purchase on amazon

even he doesn’t think it’s funny

please tell me i’m right

dwight really walked himself into the front of that one

what does slate hate so much about the deodorant industry?

and no one told her this was a bad idea before she paid for it