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Forgetting to shave.

Forgetting to shave.
http://depressedalien.com
literally
literally
time for negotiating is over
time for negotiating is over
the internet’s greatest resource
the internet’s greatest resource
this person is a real boob
this person is a real boob
*buys stock in neopets*
*buys stock in neopets*
oddly uplifting
oddly uplifting
but i can’t pet a wolf?
but i can’t pet a wolf?
this hurts my brain
this hurts my brain
the long con
the long con
opportunity not missed
opportunity not missed
ill trade my soul to be able to pet him
ill trade my soul to be able to pet him
I wish they would!
I wish they would!
where are the fun and games?
where are the fun and games?
sit, stay, stay, please just stay
sit, stay, stay, please just stay
let him rest
let him rest
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Join the conversation
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
good+question
good question
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
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