Shatner.

don’t even think about it, garfield

men writing women

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

ancient simpsons

Snakes drink water weird

hippotato

adding to my vernacular

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

there were no witnesses

good luck, punks

it was just a misunderstanding

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

what fish think when you’re fishing