How to turn an beer bottle into a glass.

Comparing my hand with my grandma’s. Always appreciate life, even when you’re old and foldy.

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

Not everyone is cut out for white water rafting.

Goodbye, old friend… you’ve served us well enough I guess.

Huge gelatinous aloe chunk

How are you guys so happy?

Are you a person trapped in a cat’s body?

Can you spot the Baron Caterpillar?

Jack Black explains the perils of trying to get in shape.

Instagram economics 101

You man now.

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

Movie theaters are done properly in London Town.

I’m not sure what kind of bug eggs these are, but they need to burn.