Hello full-time job…

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

that’s a loaded question

And you give that subtle approving head nod

time to cry!

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

what every kid wants for christmas

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

did he do it?

wasted gems

trojan pigeon

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

the math adds up