Still my favorite line from this show.

This is a brilliant grandpa move

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

24 then and now

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

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