During my math test…

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

goosebumps, but for adults

may the comedic force be with you

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

the dream life

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

the simple dog life

my plants are my children

be your own worst enemy

there is no middle ground