Treadmill Michael Jackson

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

reading is magic

reading is magic

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

if you were curious

if you were curious

a plasma tv with free hbo

a plasma tv with free hbo