Difficult to say when drunk:

Difficult to say when drunk:

way better than a gatorade shower

way better than a gatorade shower

disney magic

and tropical names

and tropical names

funny how death happens

funny how death happens

feel free to sing along

feel free to sing along

fingers crossed!

fingers crossed!

cat pants

where there’s a will, there’s a way

where there’s a will, there’s a way

restaurant hack

restaurant hack

cat my life into pieces

cat my life into pieces

be it thou?

ducks and boobys for everyone

ducks and boobys for everyone

one of the best twitter accounts

one of the best twitter accounts

that’s one theory

that’s one theory

choose to fight, not negotiate

choose to fight, not negotiate