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28,001 plastic dicks lost in the sea.

28,001 plastic dicks lost in the sea.
You're a f*cking ostrich
You're a f*cking ostrich
Me as a parent
Me as a parent
Wish I Was A Bird
Wish I Was A Bird
Heard this kid while trick-or-treating with my daughter tonight.
Heard this kid while trick-or-treating with my daughter tonight.
Words
Words
Just a bit of friendly career advice
Just a bit of friendly career advice
Nobody likes jazz that much
Nobody likes jazz that much
This is amazing
This is amazing
Cats With Hoarding Issues
Cats With Hoarding Issues
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door
Kitten And Owlet
Kitten And Owlet
me irl
me irl
Oh, Karl
Oh, Karl
yeah :-/
yeah :-/
Hella
Hella
Forbes%2C+sticking+to+the+facts.
Forbes, sticking to the facts.
War+of+the+Worlds
War of the Worlds
Bean+is+the+objective.
Bean is the objective.
It+does+indeed+have+wares+for+sale+or+lease.
It does indeed have wares for sale or lease.
Join the conversation
Alexa%2C+activate+bork.
Alexa, activate bork.
The+cord+of+Achilles
The cord of Achilles
The+future+seems+nice.
The future seems nice.
The+dad+network+is+real.
The dad network is real.
That+hat+placement+really+worked+out%26%238230%3B
That hat placement really worked out…
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+my+vote.
You’ll have my vote.
Have+an+equitable+weekend.
Have an equitable weekend.
Bran%2C+if+we+choose+you.+Will+you+be+a+good+king%3F+Bran%3A
Bran, if we choose you. Will you be a good king? Bran: